Of all the types of colds that exist, head colds are the worst. Your throat gets sore, your nose either feels like its stuffed with half melted marshmallows or runs like a snot faucet turned on full blast, your body aches, and then there's your head.
Personally my mind turns fuzzy and my eyes lose focus a bit, which not only makes it hard to think, but messes with my brain making me see things. I also have even less control over what comes out of my mouth, as shown by this example from last night:
Me: *looking at tiny ice cream container I had been licking out of instead of using a spoon* Man my tongue hurts already? I'm gonna be shit at oral sex. *laughs*
Friend and roommate: O.o What the hell?
So yea. head colds are a plague on us all and need to die.
...and so does my cold - induced illusion of a zombie bunny in full Rambo gear.