Saturday, August 27, 2011

Head Colds

Of all the types of colds that exist, head colds are the worst. Your throat gets sore,  your nose either feels like its stuffed with half melted marshmallows or runs like a snot faucet turned on full blast, your body aches, and then there's your head.

Personally my mind turns fuzzy and my eyes lose focus a bit, which not only makes it hard to think, but messes with my brain making me see things. I also have even less control over what comes out of my mouth, as shown by this example from last night:

Me: *looking at tiny ice cream container I had been licking out of instead of using a spoon* Man my tongue hurts already? I'm gonna be shit at oral sex. *laughs*

Friend and roommate: O.o What the hell?

So yea. head colds are a plague on us all and need to die.

...and so does my cold - induced illusion of a zombie bunny in full Rambo gear.

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